it makes me so uncomfortable when people swear at their parents like i would get straight up beaten if i told my mom to shut the fuck up
I only swear WITH my parents cause we’re on that level of closeness but fuck you if I ever swore at them I’d be slapped and probably kicked out forever. Kids these days.
But then the other day I said “What the duck, mom?” and she asked me “Why didn’t you say fuck?” all confused and concerned. SHE’S THE ONE TEACHING ME.
Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe?
Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity.
Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens.
Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL
OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY
DICKENS SAID POE WAS A TORTURED SOUL AND I SAID DICKENS WAS RIGHT THEN POE CHANGED IT TO DICKINSON AND THEY JUST KEPT GOING BACK AND FORTH
THIS IS GREAT
I’m copypasting my porn into this and it’s FUCKING HILARIOUS
I called William Shakespeare a ponce and now he and Edgar Allen Poe are fighting through insults. HELP ME
I typed “Shakespeare” and Shakespeare added “The handsome and lovely” before it, then Poe changed it to “The dreadful and lonely”
every times this comes around I laugh harder than the time before
According to insiders, they’ve been testing the trains for Divergent and apparently.. They’re fast.
blossom you peice of shit